Just heard this question on Duck Dynasty, so I figured, let’s play!

Would you rather…

Die from encephalitis or suffocation?

Eat or drink only one thing for the rest of your life?

Be single for life or unhappily married?

Have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze but can’t for the rest of your life?

Sleep hanging upside down like a bat or never sleep again?

Be rich and ugly or poor and hot?

Be stuck on a broken elevator with a bunch of people and someone who can’t stop farting or the person who can’t stop farting?

Not be able to use toilet paper or never be able to shower?

Die while staying true to to your beliefs or stay living but denounce your beliefs?

Brush your teeth with poop once or breathe in farts every day?

Eat your own poop or drink someone elses pee?

Be naked on Youtube or caught by your parent on a stripper pole?

Never have kids or never get married?

Answer in the comments, then ask me one of your own?

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